Has Scentopia gone mad? The Colours and Scents don’t match!

I’m afraid we have... but that’s the Whimsical effect of Wonderland.

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We post our products to anywhere within the UK, including highlands and islands. For any other destinations, please contact us for shipping costs prior to making an order. All payments are made via PayPal; we aim to dispatch all orders within three days of receiving payment and confirmation of dispatch will be sent to you by email at this time.

20th November 2017

The Snark Hunters at MCM Birmingham

The Snark Hunters were out in force at MCM Birmingham November 2017. The cat joined them for day one to much interest from the public.


21th October 2017

The Snark Hunters are coming to town

Going to MCM Birmingham in November? We've got something special for the keen eyed visitor. We have in our employ a group of Snark Hunters looking for their bounty, and if they are lucky they might even bag the dreaded boojum.

The hunters are quite generous to the point they will be offering out some of their Snark Hunter Reward Tokens, which can be reedeemed for oodles of discounts off everything at one of the Scentopia trading posts at the event.

If you see the hunters at the event, say hi, compliment their attires, take a smashing photo, they are bound to be rewarding!


19th October 2017

Stranger things at Doncaster Monster Comic Con

We got a visit from Catherine Dyer of Stranger Things fame; on-screen a ruthless murderous agent, in Wonderland one of the loveliest event guests we have come across. She loved Parma Violets and took some back to the US.

Lastly, big thank you to David Bidwell (the organiser of Doncanster's Monster Comic Con) he could not have done more to accommodate all of us trading and visiting the event. Thanks, David and can't wait for next year.

Most popular product at Monster: Parma Violets Candles


2nd October 2017

The smell of bounty

Who knew there was a bounty on Scentopia; a couple of Mandalorians caught up with us at Coventry Comic Con and had been hunting for us across the comic con market for months.

Fortunately it wasn't the cat's head they were looking for but Parma Violets Cosplay Spray to freshen up Jabba's Palace a bit.

Freshen up your den of iniquity and armour after a long day of looking for rebel scum:
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Most popular product at Coventy: Parma Violets Room and Fabric Spray

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25th September 2017

"It's always tea-time" sighed The Hatter

This summer we had tea in the rain with the Mad Hatter. We asked him to try our new and experiemntal scents and he immediately mixed them all up into his teapot! He gave us his thanks and said they'd be great and convenient as teabags. So the Ingénieur mused for a while and The Hatter's Mystery Teabag was born. Not to be drunk you understand, the teabag contains 5 randomly selected extra petite room & fabric sprays from a range of over 20 flavours. Explore the 'Specials' in our shop.

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Most popular product: Parma Violets, beating Pear Drops by a hair.

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27th August 2017

There`s a new cat in town...

Stars of Time in Weston-Super-Mare is not your average Comic-con, it's almost on the beach... and next to a fun fair... and feels more like a summer party.

So it was under these unusual conditions our cat made his first public appearance. Specially made for Scentopia by Heidi of Cowley's Angels Cosplay group, the cat was greeted by the public eagar to take photos and stroke his fur.

A huge success, he'll be back again next month for Cardiff Comic Con.

Most popular product: Parma Violets Room and Fabric Spray.

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1st May 2017

There`s an old cat saying...

..."That's mine! And that's mine! And all that's mine!".

Danny John-Jules aka The Cat from Red Dwarf couldn't keep away from us, our Lemon Merangue Pie scent was like catnip to him. It was wonderful to see him taking the time to walk the floor and interact with the traders and especially come back to spend time with us on day two. What an awesome guy.

Most popular product: Cherry Bakewell Room and Fabric Spray.

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26th March 2017

Alice, Alice Everywhere

Just back from our latest outing to MCM Birmingham Comic Con. With over 50,000 visitors and a large contingent of cosplayers, it was a visual feast for the eyes. Amongst them were several 'Alices'; unfortunately we were rushed off our feet most of the day so only managed to snap a few of them in their natural surroundings behind our set :-D

Most popular item for the weekend: Parma Violets Room & Fabric Spray closely followed by Cherry Bakewell.

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11th Feb 2017

MCM Midlands Comic Con - Snow didn't stop play

The early morning snow didn't deter hordes of cosplayers and convention fans at MCM Midlands in Telford, to the point that we hadn't finished setting up before purchases were required!

This was our second foray into comic conventions and today's valuable lesson was:

Set-up the night before ... arriving at 8am on the day was a nightmare, as we queued in the snow to get our trader passes, along with lots of other people. This left us in a bit of kerfuffle, ending up with a very short time to build our display and set out our wares.

Most popular product: Parma Violets Room & Fabric Spray by a clear mile.

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5th Feb 2017

Better than OK at True Believers Comic Festival 2017

I say, what an understatement: OK True Believers Comic Festival at Cheltenham Race Course was much more than OK, it was great.

Lady "Gruff" Darklis and The Ingénieur manned the Scentopia exhibit on the balcony with a great view of the entire arena.

Without a doubt the True Believers staff were exceedingly friendly, helpful and easy to find in their bright orange shirts!
facebook.com/oktruebelievers

Lots of fantastic cosplayers, some of which we managed to capture for a photographic pose behind our Wonderland exhibit: facebook.com/ScentopiaUK. Go see and like your favourites.

Most popular product: Rhubarb & Custard Shot Glass Candle (they will be available to buy online soon).

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29th Jan 2017

Lovely Bubbly

Elliot and the Scentopia family love their products. So they thought it might be nice to help you enjoy that love too, this Valentine's Day, by offering a discount on all of our products.

Simply use the code HEART14 at the checkout, and instantly receive 14% discount on your order.

Save Valentine's Day from mediocrity!

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Coming Events

3 Dec 2017
Stars of Time Xmas
The Tropicana, Weston-Super-Mare
10am - 5:30pm
More Info
3 Feb 2018
OK True Believers
Ok True Believers
CHELTENHAM RACECOURSE, GLOUCESTERSHIRE
10:30am-5:30pm
More Info
10-11 Feb 2018
Geek Con
Kettering Geek Con
Arena Sport Kettering
More Info
8 April 2018
Worcester Comic Con
Worcester Comic Con
Worcester University Arena
More Info TBC
14-15 April 2018
Geek Con
Cambridge Geek Con
Imperial War Museum, Duxford
More Info
5-6 May 2018
EM-Con
EM-Con
Motorpoint Arena, Nottingham
9:45am-5:30pm
More Info

What People have said at Previous Events


"What are these lies and more lies?"

A gentleman stated after seeing our products colours and scents don't match.

MCM Birmingham Comic-Con Nov 2017

"It smells like diabetes"

A young lady remarked as she walked away.

MCM Midlands Comic-Con 2017

A person looking at the bath & shower gel asked:

"Does it contain ingredients safe for skin?"

OK True Believers Comic Festival 2017

When asked if they would like to sample the scent...

"I can't smell, I've got a cold"

There have been a lot of people saying they have colds. Never mind Ebola, it must be the return of the Spanish Flu epidemic!


"I don't bathe."

"We do shower gel too..."

"Oh no, I don't like that sort of thing"


On approaching the Scentopia stall, whispered to her husband as they hurried past with eyes on the floor...

"Oh god, I hate that sh**t - quick, walk past and don't look at them."


"I'll come back..."

We are really getting worried about how many people go missing at these events.


When asked if they would like to have a sniff...

"No thank you, I could smell the lavender as I approached."

...except we don't do anything that smells of lavender!?!


"Oh no, that's horrible, it reminds me of my childhood"

We appologise. We had no intention of producing a fragrance reminiscent of the Workhouse.


"I can get this stuff cheaper at Poundworld"

Could someone give us directions to this store? We could save a mint on our manufacturing costs.


"I'll take a business card and email you"

The email delivery boy needs caning; none of these emails have yet arrived!


When asked if they would like to smell an unusually-scented bubble bath...

"Oh God, I can tell that yellow is going to set off my allergies."


"I've seen that stuff on TV, it's rubbish!"

Does that mean we can say "As seen on TV... allegedly!"?


"What is it you're selling?"

"Bubble bath and shower gel."

"No good for me, I don't have a baby."


When approaching someone who was showing an interest and asking if they would like a sniff of bubble bath...

"Oh, no way!" whilst wrinkling their nose.
"What about a scented candle?"
"Definitely not!"

Yet they continued to look at the product for a few minutes.

EVENT ORGANISERS!

If you have an event coming up and need a stall that's different, run by very friendly and professional traders, get in touch.

Notes for Organisers

How we operate

We pride ourselves with making sure we attend our stalls for the full duration of the event, regardless of the success or lack thereof. If your event states an end-time of 4pm we will still be on full display and ready to accomodate your patrons until 4pm - and beyond, if required.

We will never let you down with a no show once the booking is confirmed.

We offer stallholder discount on all our products and will never be disparaging towards fellow stallholders or organisers, regardless of whether or not we are extended the same courtesy.

We are accomodating of change. Sometimes things don't go according to plan - we do like to help make an event work out for all, as long as it doesn't negatively affect Scentopia.

What we expect

We don't mind competition but do ask that we are not situated in a proximity where scents may be confusing; our products are all about olfactory stimulation and sensation, which can be problematic when situated next to another stall offering strong-smelling foods, coffees, perfumes ... or lavender.

We also have delicate ears, so we ask not to be placed near sources of music, tannoys or loud sounds.

We are a top-whole Emporium for Beauty Bathing, Relaxation and everything Alice.

We wholeheartedly believe that bathing products can be exciting and that bath time is yet another way to cut it without leaving your home.

Scentopia invites you to revitalise your olfactory senses with unique fragrances that will fascinate and leave you mad as hops, feeling naturally refreshed.

We offer a range of handmade products that are never butter upon bacon, perfect for every occasion, leaving you looking and feeling lavish.

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Don’t pipe off your precious time sluicing; shop with Scentopia and become a bathing beauty - your body will thank you.

Scentopia: for your Delectation and Delight.

We Deliver

Throughout The Empire

Simply procure items to your shopping basket, and in a jiffy you can pay through PayPal or by credit card.

You can also buy on the ebay.co.uk emporium (but we'd rather you place your order from here).

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The Founder

Elliot Baker-Miles Esq.

At only 17, Elliot left college to become a representative for beauty bathing products. Being a bathing enthusiast, Elliot saw a cockum to make a flashy business with unique products. Elliot may not be a don, but he believes that good bathing products do not have to be made in a factory work-house; in fact he thinks that they should be made by a few men with a passion for good skin and exuberant smells.

Elliot promises that he will not sell you a dog: everything Scentopia sells is homemade by our team, and is as natural as possible.


The Proprietor

Lady "Gruff" Darklis

Darklis is not a church bell; we assume this is because she is too busy being an ingenious thinker and a hard worker. When our team has forgotten important factors, she is stood there shaking her head, tutting and tapping her quill on her "thoroughly-noted" list. You can find Darklis lurking in the shadows of our office, sniggering at our spelling mistakes.


The Ingénieur

André

André makes up for his fly-rink with his fantastic web-development skills, graphic designs and all round enthusiasm. André is the man behind our lays and he thinks that Elliot has some strong ideas that should be broadcasted. André is also the man behind the website you are currently on, only because he managed to convince Elliot that newspapers and carrier pigeons probably weren't the best idea.


Dear to Our Hearts

Here at Scentopia, we ensure all ingredients are vegan-friendly and as kind as possible to our patrons and the Empire (known and undiscovered territories).

With this in mind, a charity dear to our hearts is The Racehorse Welfare Centre, where champions (retired through injury or end of their racing career) are looked after. A place where the going's always good - put me down for a couple of Guineas!

To help support the upkeep of these beautiful creatures we have developed a signature scent in honor of one of their beloved beauties, Olive - Shop now.

Reseller Opportunities

Scentopia is always a unique and popular brand at craft fairs and events, amongst both shopper and event organisers alike.


Become a Reseller of Scentopia Today!

Sell Scentopia in a Way that Suits You

Whether you want to sell to friends, co-workers, neighbours, at craft fairs, trader events or use it as shop stock, we want to make sure Scentopia fits your lifestyle.

Options

Buy starter kit and future stock as required.


Buy more stock with price breaks


Add Point of Sale items, from branded price and information cards, to table display kits, right up to the full exhibition stands.


Area-exclusivity deals.


Benefits of being a reseller

High reseller margins

making it easier to cover your table and make a profit even at quiet events.


Product EU certification

Scentopia products are already legally certified, saving £hundreds in business set-up.


Unique product offering in the craft fair market

Recognised by customers, and especially by event organisers, who tend to seek you out for their upcoming events.


Established brand with proven sales.

Having been established since 2014, we've honed into what products sell well.


No joining fee

Just a minimum first order from us, to ensure you have sufficient stock for a minimum display and sales.


No minimum future orders*

Sell Scentopia in a way that suits you: be it hobby, casual or part-time venture, you don't work for us so we won't make demands on your lifestyle.


Order dispatch within 48 hours of payment.

As resellers, you are important to us, so we endeavour to get stock to you as you need it.


Personal service, help and advice to resellers.

Got questions? Unusual requests from customers? We are always intereted in tailoring Scentopia to new and exciting ideas and addressing customers needs.


*applies to non area-excusivity deals

How to become a Reseller & Options

Step 1

Decide how much or little you want from Scentopia: a minimum starter kit, Point Of Sale items or area-exclusivity.


Step 2

Contact us at scentopiauk@gmail.com stating that you are interested in becoming a reseller, and what you might need.


Step 3

Agree terms and place your first order


Step 4

Start selling!


You can decide to stop at any time, and as mentioned earlier there is no minimum onging order (unless under area-exclusivity deal)... and you can buy Point of Sale materials or upgrade to area-exclusivity (where available) at any time.

So contact us with any questions - we want Scentopia to work for you.

Returns & Complaints

Right to cancel

You have the right to cancel this contract within 14 days without giving any reason.

The cancellation period will expire after 14 days from the day on which you acquire, or a third party other than the carrier and indicated by you acquires, physical possession of the goods (or the last good, in the case of multiple goods ordered in one order and delivered separately).

To exercise the right to cancel, you must inform us, Scentopia, of 22 Bramley Copse, Long Ashton, Bristol, BS41 9FG (scentopiauk@gmail.com) of your decision to cancel this contract by a clear statement (e.g. a letter sent by post or e-mail). You may use the attached model cancellation form, but it is not obligatory.

Cancellation form

To Scentopia, 22 Bramley Copse, Bristol, BS41 9FG (scentopiauk@gmail.com):

I/We [*] hereby give notice that I/We [*] cancel my/our contract of sale of the following goods [*],
Ordered on [*] / received on [*],
Name of consumer(s),
Address of consumer(s),
Signature of consumer(s) (only if this form is notified on paper),
Date
[*] Delete as appropriate

To meet the cancellation deadline, it is sufficient for you to send your communication concerning your exercise of the right to cancel before the cancellation period has expired.

Effects of cancellation

If you cancel this contract, we will reimburse to you all payments received from you, including the costs of delivery (except for the supplementary costs arising if you chose a type of delivery other than the least expensive type of standard delivery offered by us).

We may make a deduction from the reimbursement for loss in value of any goods supplied, if the loss is the result of unnecessary handling by you.

We will make the reimbursement without undue delay, and not later than 14 days from the day you return any goods supplied, or provide evidence that you have returned them

We will make the reimbursement using the same means of payment as you used for the initial transaction, unless you have expressly agreed otherwise; in any event, you will not incur any fees as a result of the reimbursement. We may withhold reimbursement until we have received the goods back or you have supplied evidence of having sent back the goods, whichever is the earliest.

You shall send back the goods or hand them over to us, without undue delay and in any event not later than 14 days from the day on which you communicate your cancellation from this contract to us. The deadline is met if you send back the goods before the period of 14 days has expired. We will bear the cost of returning the goods.

You are only liable for any diminished value of the goods resulting from the handling other than what is necessary to establish the nature, characteristics and functioning of the goods.

Complaints

It is our responsibility to supply you with goods that meet your consumer rights. If you have any concerns that we have not met our legal obligations or if you are at all unhappy with our products, or any aspect of our service, please email us at scentopiauk@gmail.com as soon as possible with your name, address, product name and date of purchase where applicable, and details of your complaint. We will endeavour to respond within 24 hours, with a view to solving the issue as soon as possible.

Alternatively, you can contact the European Online Dispute Resolution service by going to https://webgate.ec.europa.eu/odr/main/index.cfm?event=main.home.show&lng=EN